Gift Giving Guy

When it comes to baking, my wife is the second coming of Martha Stewart. I know she is fan of Martha’s ideas, especially her recipes. So I chose gifts for her birthday that tie in with a Martha theme. It’s a good thing…

• Martha Stewart’s Baking Handbook

• Martha Stewart 1-800 Flowers rose bouquet in a ginger jar vase sent to her work
• One-year subscription to Martha Stewart Living
• Nesco American Harvest 18-Quart Roaster Oven (ideal for cooking and serving slow-cooked Italian beef, ham, or turkey)
• Pastel Kaleidoscope Flannel Bedhead Pajamas (as seen on the daytime Martha talk show)
• Microwavable S’Mores Maker plus graham crackers, Hershey chocolate bars and a package of marshmallows. (Okay, I’ll admit Martha prefers an old-fashioned fire-roasted S’more, but that’s impractical in frigid January.)

On a whim, I just searched for that scandalous ImClone stock that got Martha in trouble. No luck — Eli Lilly bought up the company last November. But looking back, I might have given my wife a framed share of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia stock from OneShare.com.